taravata: (⊱ HAYSEED)
[personal profile] taravata
[ Ben stands at the side of the road. Behind him are the words CHING'S CHINESE FOOD in red letters painted on the side of a white plaster building. ]

Any folks lookin' for an extra hand? Don't got no specialized skills, but I'm pretty good at physical labor. Carrying heavy loads, settin' things up, doing delivery and pick-up. Could be decent help on a construction site, I'd bet.

[ He stares at the camera a moment. An awkward pause ensues. ]

But I sure as hell won't be doin' anything obscene. Even if I got only a few clams and a pocket full of lint.

Date: 2011-05-31 04:59 am (UTC)
adamantined: (CUPCAKES)
From: [personal profile] adamantined
You have actual clams.

video;

Date: 2011-05-31 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
Called slang. Dollar bills?

audio ][

Date: 2011-05-31 06:08 am (UTC)
adamantined: (DEVIANT)
From: [personal profile] adamantined
Why would anyone call dollar bills 'clams?'

audio ][

Date: 2011-05-31 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
Same reason you call a dollar a buck.

audio ][

Date: 2011-05-31 06:24 am (UTC)
adamantined: (AMAZEMENT)
From: [personal profile] adamantined
... I never thought of it like that. But it must have come from somewhere, for some reason.

audio ][

Date: 2011-05-31 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
All things got history. [ He shrugs. ] Sometimes you just loose track of it.

Though I remember hearin' something about it having to do with Indians. Could be wrong.

audio ][

Date: 2011-05-31 06:47 am (UTC)
adamantined: (HUBRIS)
From: [personal profile] adamantined
Too bad selling little stories like that isn't going to get you anywhere.

audio ][ sdkjafhlsjdhls LOSE

Date: 2011-05-31 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
Wasn't much of a story, unless you're being sarcastic.

audio ][ /didn't even notice

Date: 2011-05-31 07:08 am (UTC)
adamantined: (Default)
From: [personal profile] adamantined
That was what I was going for, yeah.

audio ][ sob

Date: 2011-05-31 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
You gotta be the right kind of person to tell stories.

audio ][ sob

Date: 2011-05-31 08:31 pm (UTC)
adamantined: (BREAKFAST)
From: [personal profile] adamantined
Actually I think all you need is a story and a mouth to tell it.

audio ][ sob

Date: 2011-06-01 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
Just because you got a mouth, don't mean it'll be any good.

audio ][

Date: 2011-06-01 03:05 am (UTC)
adamantined: (Default)
From: [personal profile] adamantined
All you've gotta do is tell people you found five dollars, if you don't think your story is interesting.

audio ][ 1/2 FOREVER LATE

Date: 2011-06-04 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
Don't gotta tell them. I'm not that kind of person.

audio ][ 2/2

Date: 2011-06-04 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
How you been doin'?

Date: 2011-05-31 10:20 am (UTC)
designedtoparty: (you want to get that looked at)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
What if they only want you to be obscene?

Date: 2011-06-01 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
That's a stupid question.

Date: 2011-06-01 07:54 am (UTC)
designedtoparty: (definitely problematic)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
You know, normally I'd agree, but it's difficult to tell with people around here.

Date: 2011-06-04 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
If they wanna pay somebody to obscene, then they're lookin' in the wrong place.

Date: 2011-06-04 12:29 am (UTC)
designedtoparty: (stealthy plotting)
From: [personal profile] designedtoparty
Hey, you're the one up there saying you won't. That's just asking for people to take you up on it.

Date: 2011-06-04 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
You mean perverts and rakes.

Date: 2011-06-05 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
Then they already know they ain't welcome.

Date: 2011-05-31 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkling-by.livejournal.com
Ahhh! Commoner seafood salad?

Date: 2011-06-01 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
Clams? That's one way to call a dollar bill in America. Got nothing to do with food.

Date: 2011-06-01 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkling-by.livejournal.com
...but can you make commoner seafood salad too?

Date: 2011-06-01 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
You some kind of aristocrat, Tamaki?

Date: 2011-06-01 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkling-by.livejournal.com
Hmmmmmm... well... I suppose you might say so. A dashing prince!

Date: 2011-06-01 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
Then you should know that none of that matters. It's bull. You, me. We're all the same.

Date: 2011-06-01 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkling-by.livejournal.com
No, no, see, you're not right at all! You're denying an entire culture: the commoner way! You might not know it, but commoners are truly wise: devoid of personal assistants, chefs and gym trainers, in the absence of luxurious clothing and in small spaces, they've still managed to find happiness. And survive, too! It's really quite impressive. You have to appreciate that.

IT'S OKAY XD

Date: 2011-06-01 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkling-by.livejournal.com
...oh. Er. All right. Sorry.

Date: 2011-06-01 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taravata.livejournal.com
Next time you wanna be a funny sonvabitch, you think about this: you got nothing, no money, no job. So you travel 'cross the country with your family, just to find nothin' when you get there. Maybe your wife dies, your child. It's all regular business where I come from.

It ain't funny.

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